Gasp! I must acquire this as my own!
I am most distraught with you! Are you cheating on me with that lawyering dame?
Im trying to be culturally sensitive, but you could have at least informed me!
HOW D4R3 YOU 1MPLY TH4T YOU 4ND 1 OCCUPY TH3 S4M3 QU4DR4NT
1 COULDNT F33L FLUSH3D FOR H1M 1F MY L1F3 D3P3ND3D ON 1T
4ND DONT TH1NK 1 DONT S33 YOUR T4GS 31TH3R
H3 H4S 3XC3LL3NT T4ST3 1N K1SM3S3S
Well i have to admit that i still dont entirely understand what a quadrant is. Is it anything like a quadruped?
I mean i like quadrupeds but that seems a bit bizarre to base your courtship around!
1T 4S NOTH1NG L1K3 4 QU4DRUP3D
H4S NO ON3 3XPL41N3D QU4DR4NTS TO YOU? R34LLY?
HOW DO YOU 3XP3CT TO B3 4 TROLLS M4T3SPR1T 1F YOU DONT KNOW 4BOUT TH3 OTH3R QU4DR4NTS?
TH3R3 1S TH3 FLUSH3D QU4DR4NT WH1CH 1S WH4T YOU 4ND 3R1D4N 4R3 1N
TH4TS TH3 P1TY QU4DR4NT
TH3 C4L1G1NOUS QU4DR4NT 1S WH4T 3R1D4N 4ND 1 4R3 1N
1TS TH3 “H4T3” QU4DR4NT 4LTHOUGH TH4T DO3SNT R34LLY COV3R 1T
LOOK 4R3 YOU SUR3 NO ON3 H4S 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU?
1 M34N 1D 3XP3CT 4 WORTHL3SS WR3TCH L1K3 3R1D4N TO B3 L4X ON TH1S M4TT3R
BUT NO ON3 3LS3? R34LLY?
So wait let me get this together as im awfully discombobulated!
In your culture detesting someone is a kind of romance? And you can have someone in the “hate quadrant” but also have another in the paramour quadrant? And then theres also something with diamonds…?
Troll romance sure is an oddity!
I am most distraught with you! Are you cheating on me with that lawyering dame?
Im trying to be culturally sensitive, but you could have at least informed me!
HOW D4R3 YOU 1MPLY TH4T YOU 4ND 1 OCCUPY TH3 S4M3 QU4DR4NT
1 COULDNT F33L FLUSH3D FOR H1M 1F MY L1F3 D3P3ND3D ON 1T
4ND DONT TH1NK 1 DONT S33 YOUR T4GS 31TH3R
H3 H4S 3XC3LL3NT T4ST3 1N K1SM3S3S
Well i have to admit that i still dont entirely understand what a quadrant is. Is it anything like a quadruped?
I mean i like quadrupeds but that seems a bit bizarre to base your courtship around!
Eridan!
I am most distraught with you! Are you cheating on me with that lawyering dame?
Im trying to be culturally sensitive, but you could have at least informed me!
D—> Wait
D—> Jake human
D—> You have musclebeasts on your home island
D—> Or centaurs, I supposeD—> I was not aware they e%isted on Earth e%cept in the realm of fantasy
D—> Have you ever spent time observing them
D—> Are they
D—> Majestic
Oh absolutely! Whole herds of them reaching up to the sky as far as the eye can see. I guess they are sort of majestic… Got to watch out for those hooves though.
Sorry to butt in like this but i couldnt help but overhear you say you build robots! Would you be interested in building me a robot for fisticuffs and whatnot?
My chum attempted to but i dont think he quite got it right…
D—> Oh
D—> I have built robots, yes
D—> And almost all of them were for e%actly that purposeD—> It w001d be somewhat challenging for me to build a fighting robot that was suited for combat with your human physique
D—> But it is certainly possible
D—> If you can assist me in finding a supply of appropriate materials for crafting roboti%, I will build something to your specifications
Rightyo chap! Ill get you those materials right away so i can have a rip-snorting good time wrestling some robotic neer-do-well!
… Unsuggestively of course.
[snip]
Hello Equius. I’ve been well, though it’s a bit difficult to get used to clomping around on these old hooves again after having been a sprite. But hay, I suppose that’s a fair trade for being alive again.
How have you been, my boy? Still as STRONG as ever?
D—> I see
D—> It’s nice to hear that you’ve been wellD—> Despite having been restored to life myself, and witnessing the return of other trolls’ 100sus
D—> I had not known whether or not I might see you again
D—> And I am
D—> HappyD—> E%cuse me
D—> Yes, of course, I am still e%ceptionally STRONG
D—> If anything, my STRENGTH has increased
D—> I w001d like to build robots even more powerful than I had before, and test my might against them
D—> But it seems somewhat difficult to acquire the raw materials for sophisticated roboti% on Earth
Sorry to butt in like this but i couldnt help but overhear you say you build robots! Would you be interested in building me a robot for fisticuffs and whatnot?
My chum attempted to but i dont think he quite got it right…
Centaur Carrying off a Nymph
By Laurent Marqueste 1892
D—> Ah
D—> I see that at least humans in the past appreciated fine art
By jove these look like the creatures i have on my island at home!
